Friday, 23 February 2007

Ode to Daniel

Daniel oh Daniel, you're a wonderful Bond,
It made no odds to me that you're short and you're blond.
It was worth every penny of the cinema fee,
When like Ursula Andress you rose from the sea.
Le Chiffre wept blood, but you weren't impressed,
You weren't even stopped by a cardiac arrest.
You were bruised, smacked and battered, and beat til you bled,
But you never said “Sod it, I'm off back to bed",
You went back to the table for your government's sake,
(Just exactly how many spare shirts did you take?!)
Your balls you got whipped when with villains you tarried,
Montenegro looks nice - let's go there to get married.


  1. lol very good! can't say I share your erm passion, but it's beautifully done nevertheless. :-)

    P.S. thank you for your kind comment on my blog!

  2. Added you to my favourites, not sure I get the poem!! Is it about a film?? I am dumb.
    Thank you 4 the comment on my blog, Regards.. steve_p

  3. Edvard - thank you for the compliment, very kind!

    Steve - it's about the sumptuous Daniel Craig as Bond in Casino Royale. I luuuuuuuuuuuuuve him, basically.

  4. I may have to see this film to appreciate the poem in all it's glory, but i am lmao at it anyway ;)

  5. brilliant! I have just laughed out loud at work and am now getting funny looks. keep it up ;)